oliveoilorangejuice:

have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think

oh

oh no

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That is a Mini! I know one when i see it!

That is a Mini! I know one when i see it!

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muffinsthefemboy:

How to make garters from suspenders.
Sorry about the wait!
This is a very easy way to make a set of garters from some suspenders. Materials are easy to find and the cost for a set of four is about $16.
Materials needed:
-2 pairs of onSuspenders (make sure their from Hot Topic as those purchased from another store may not work)
-Scissors
-A small flat head screwdriver

Steps by pictures:
1. Remove suspenders from any packaging.
2. Locate the adjustment clip. (The Hot Topic suspenders have two little prongs on the clip that holds the loose end in place)
3. Using the screwdriver, pry the clips up and remove the loose end. You should now be able to slide one of the end clips and the adjustment clip off. Repeat for the other strap.
4. Slide both straps though the little Y shaped thing that holds them together. They should both be separate now.
5. Using the scissors, cut off about half of the slack on the straps. Then first slide the adjustment clip on so the hinged side faces down. Then slide the other clip on so it is the same as the other only pointing the opposite direction.
6. This part is kinda tricky (You’ll probably want to throw on a pair of shorts and thigh highs). In order to get the ideal length for your garters, snap one clip on your shorts and the one with the slack on the top of your stocking. Pull the loose end until gently taut.
7. Using your other hand, pinch the middle of both parts of the strap and hold them together. While holding it, unclip both ends.
8. While still holding the loose end use the scissors to cut cleanly through the lose end at about where your thumb is. Don’t cut yourself or the part of the strap between the clips.
9. Insert the loose end into the adjustable clip and firmly squeeze the prongs down. Give it a tug to make sure it’s firm.
10. Congratulations, you’ve made your own garters! Simply clip them in your shorts and stockings, adjust the length so they’re snug and comfortable, and show them off to the jealous world you sexy person!
If you’re having difficulty or troubleshooting, don’t hesitate to message me.
Stay Sexy and Frosty! ^-^

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I loved her not for the way she danced with my angels, but for the way the sound of her name could silence my demons.
Christopher Poindexter (via larmoyante)

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